One of the world greatest scientists was also recognized as the original absent-minded professor.
One day, on board a train, he was unable to find his ticket.
The conductor said, "Take it easy. You’ll find it."
When the conductor returned, the professor still couldn’t find the ticket.? The conductor, recognizing the famous
scientist,? said, "I’m sure you bought a ticket. Forget about it." "You’re very kind", he said, "but I must find it,
otherwise I won’t know where to get off."
Professor Jones was visiting a ranch out in Texas. He looked at a rope in his hand and mumbled to himself,
"One of the two things-either I’ve found a rope or lost a horse."
Professor (sitting beside his bed with a shoe in his hand):
Now let’s see, am I going to sleep or waking up ?
Friend : I hear your wife had twins. Were they boys or girls?
Professor : Well, I believe one is a girl and one is a boy, but it may be the other way around.
The university professor and his wife were leaving church.
Professor : Ha, ha! Who’s absent-minded now ? You forgot your umbrella and left it in church, but I remembered mine
and I? picked up yours,too.
Wife : Fine-but the trouble is, neither you nor I brought an umbrella to church today!
One morning as he was leaving for the university his wife told her absent-minded husband, "Don’t forget we are moving
today. If you come to the house this afternoon it will be empty."
Predictably he didn’t remember until he found the house vacated that afternoon. He mumbled to himself, "And
where was it we were moving to?"
He went out in front of the house and asked a little girl, "Did you see a moving? van here today?"
"Yes", she replied. "Would you know which way it went?"
She looked up at him and said, "Yes, Daddy, I’ll show you."
One More I would add;
Albert Einstein once while with his experiments got his kitties annoying him with knocking on the door. So what Eureka! he thought on this!
Well, a small pass-away hole at the bottom of the door; what all pet owners have today, Brilliant with simplicity isn’t it?
Well…. here goes more! He made a big hole for Cats and a separate little one next to it for young kitties!!!!!
Lesson is, even brilliance has loops; so do not under-estimate yourself.