Worst PJs; but weirdly funny


 

Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata hain.Uska Naam kya hai?
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– Adidas

Ab thoda maths ho jaaye. According to new research, 3 +3 = 8… Kaise……………socho socho
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– Very simple ……
                 Galti se !!!!

In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, and the water level of the pond increases. How? ……………..
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– The other 9 fish are crying

Two hairs on a bald man’s head fall in love with each other and want to get married, but cannot.Why?
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– Because under Indian laws, "baal vivaah" is illegal.

Because under Indian laws, "baal vivaah" is illegal.
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1] Mar JAVA
2] Mit JAVA
3] Kar JAVA

Srinath gives a Pepsi bottle to Kumble And Kumble gives it to Sehwag. Why ?
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– Because Sehwag is the Opener.

Hare and Tortoise appear for IIT. Hare gets 95% and Tortoise gets 84%. Tortoise gets into IIT and the Hare does not. How?
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– Sports Quota

Once an Auto rickshaw driver goes into NO ENTRY. The Police does not catch him. Why?
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– Because he was walking.

What wud u call a Gal who never laughs….?
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– Hasi na.

Once a cockroach was singing a song TERA TERA TERA SUROOR while he was walking on the road. But all of a sudden he died. Why?
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– B’coz the song he was singing is a HIT!!!

What will you call a person who is departing from India?
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– Hindustan Lever

Ek Sardar paani ke andar rehta hain, toh uska naam kya rahega?
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– Jal-andar Singh

Abhi agar woh paani ke bahar aa jaaye ,toh uska naam kya hoga?
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– soch maat. Paani se bahar aane ke baad naam kaise change hoga!

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