Leave applications : Hilarious


Infosys, Bangalore:
An employee applied for leave as follows:
*"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife,
please sanction me one-week leave." *
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This is from Oracle Bangalore:
From an employee who was
performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
*"as I want to shave my son’s head, please leave me for two days.."*
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Another gem from CDAC:
Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter’s wedding:
* "as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week’s leave.." *
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From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
*"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it,
please grant me 10 days leave." *
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Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
*"Since I’ve to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave" *
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An incident of a leave letter:
* "I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."** *
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· A leave letter to the headmaster:
* ** "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache.
I request you to leave me today" *
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Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
* "As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day." *
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Covering note:
* "I am enclosed herewith…" *
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Another  one:
* "Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below…" *
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Actual letter written for application of leave:
*"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home,
I may be granted leave". *
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Letter writing:
* "I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."*
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A candidate’s job application:
*"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ‘ Typist and
an Accountant – Male or Female’… As I am both(!! )for the past several years
and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post. *

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