English !!!!


 

Class teacher once said :
" pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"

once hindi teacher said…."i’m going out of the world to america.."

"..DON’T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."

dont..laugh at the back benches…otherwise teeth and all will be fallen
down…..

it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered..
She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said
" why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)

teacher in a furious mood…
write down ur name and father of ur name!!

"shhh… quiet… the principal is revolving around college"

My manager started like this
"Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids"*

"I’ll illustrate what i have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board

"will u hang that calender or else i’ll HANG MYSELF"

LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"

Chemistry HOD comes and tells us….
"My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"

Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father

"why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!"

Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code..
"I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??

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