Error message planned for Windows 2000…


1. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
2. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
3. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
4. Press any key except… no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!
5. Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test.
6. Close your eyes and press escape three times.
7. Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
8. This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
9. Windows message: "Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)"
10. This is a message from God Gates: "Rebooting the world. Please log off."
11. To "shut down" your system, type "WIN."
12. BREAKFAST.SYS halted… Cereal port not responding.
13. COFFEE.SYS missing… Insert cup in cup holder and press any key.
14. CONGRESS.SYS corrupted… Re-boot Washington D.C? (Y/N)
15. File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
16. Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N)
17. Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.
18. Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
19. WinErr 16547: LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL & PAPER.SYS)
20. USER ERROR: replace user and press any key to continue.
21. Windows VirusScan 1.0 – "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)"
22. Welcome to Microsoft’s World – Your Mortgage is Past Due…
23. If you are an artist, you should know that Bill Gates owns you and all your future creations. Doesn’t it feel nice to have security?
24. Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles have been deleted. The police are on the way.
25. System Unstable… Should I Die now or Die later? (D/D)
26. APATHY ERROR: Don’t bother striking any key.
27. (001) Logic Error CLINTON.SYS: Truth table missing.
28. (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (V)alium?
29. (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)retend this never happened…
30. (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)elf-destruct?
31. (D)inner not ready: (A)bort (R)etry (P)izza.
32. As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
33. PEBKAC: Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair
34. Backup not found! A)bort, R)etry or P)anic?
35. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay..
36. Access denied–nah nah na nah nah!
37. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
38. Illegal error detected – You are not allowed to get this error.
39. Press CTRL-ALT-DEL to continue …
40. DOS Tip #17: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS
41. DYNAMIC LINKING ERROR: Your mistake is now everywhere.
42. Earth is 98% full…please delete anyone you can.
43. Error 13: Illegal brain function. Process terminated.
44. Error: An unspecified error has occurred. Please correct the error to continue.
45. Error: keyboard locked – try anything you can think of.
46. Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
47. Error: Keyboard not responding. Press any key to continue.
48. Fatal system error #3021206. Have a nice day!
49. FATAL SYSTEM ERROR: Press F13 to continue…
50. Go ahead, make my data!
51. Press [ESC] to detonate or any other key to explode.
52. Reality checksum error! Press any key to restart universe.
53. SENILE.COM found… Out Of Memory.
54. Virus detected! Pour chicken soup on motherboard Y/N?
55. ERROR 406: file corrupt: config.earth — reboot universe? (Y/N)

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